We've begun work on a new dictionary. It is composed entirely of non-existing words defined by other non-existing words. It is a closed system, completely saturated with non-meaning. It is not a reference work, it is a container of ontological vacuity. It is not something that will actually exist. It is the idea of the rumor of a thought, an informational contagion. Its reference invades innocent words like a virus invades cells. It propagates through the air by word of mouth. It harnesses the power of vocabulary to insinuate non-meaning into the collective unconscious. Without a basis for existence, it establishes itself by implication. It is a harmless harm, seemingly naught, an echo of itself. The biggest threat to its conceit is that you will forget all about it. And tell no one.
I like to go down to the hardware store with my yardstick and inspect all the yardsticks. You know, what if they’re off? Vigilance, my friends. Trust, by all means, but verify.
Once I found one that was 1/64th off by the 20 inch mark and I complained. The clerk deferred to the store manager like they always do and this guy accused MY yardstick of being the one that was wrong. Pretty much what I expect in a country that has clearly lost its moral compass.
I was escorted off the property as I hurled threats at them. “You’ll be hearing from the folks at New Yankee Workshop!” I couldn’t wait to file my report. What outrage! I fear for the future of my country.
Where do companies go to get the measurements to make a ruler? I mean, without stealing them from a competitor. Is there like an official yardstick kept in a vault somewhere and you go in with some newsprint and charcoal and make rubbings?
You could just buy a Stanley tape measure and copy the marks off onto a stick. Sell it as a ruler. There’s no oversight. The whole business stinks to high heaven.
So I set up a stake-out on the hardware store. (I’m not allowed in there anymore.) Watch the comings and goings for suspicious activity. Keep an eye on things. Vigilance, my friends.
“I’ll take Amphibian Lushes for a thousand, Alex.”
According to Three Dog Night, Jeremiah was one of these.
“What is a bullfrog?”
I’m sorry, the correct response was, “what is a wino.”
[contestant registers dismay]
Wait, the judges are saying ‘bullfrog’ is technically also correct.
[contestant pumps fist triumphantly]
My friend, writer M. T. Philipps, has posted a very kind review of my book on Amazon. Philipps is author of ‘Keeping Calm‘ and the upcoming ‘Roses in Space’, to be released this autumn, 2020. Keeping Calm is a memoir covering his life’s pursuit of the spiritual, striking a good balance between anecdotes of youthful misadventures, accounts of meeting prominent teachers from various traditions, and insights and advice on meditation practice, with an emphasis on Dzogchen. Roses in Space is a collection of his poetry, with extensive commentary. His review of The Tao is None of Your Business follows:
“The poems initially struck me as Dadaist, with occasional glimpses of brightness and wit, a casual mixture of metaphor and observation that succeeded in eliciting a feeling of camaraderie of spirit in some instances. Others revealed an earthy substance that teased a sense of playfulness and joy from me. Still others hinted at philosophical reflection oddly reminiscent of Emily Dickinson if she were a contemporary urbanised wayfarer. Humour employed surprised me with a giggle or two. These poems grew on me, and I caught myself wishing for just a few more as I journeyed through them. Tossed into the mix were the odd prose poem, a contemplation on sound and another on air and one on time that wove in a story of sorts just to check if the reader were paying attention. But more about the poems, Randall takes a simple act like slamming a door, in ‘Slam’, and riffs on it until it takes on a philosophical significance almost, a revenant that continues to return to mind. This ever curious awareness drifts swiftly, latching onto the things, but only momentarily. Or check out the mini-tragi-comedies of ‘Heat’, ‘Making It’ and ‘Omerta’, pungent speeches on the environmental crisis that is modern humanity. And I am just hinting at the silvery richness of this slim volume–the next reader will have to discover the rest alone, but I must mention that there are some pithy insights into the nature of existence later in the book.”
The latest revision of this unruly draft plagiarizes pieces, whole chunks, alas from the now abandoned previous pass The carcass, once vibrant and meaty now quartered with care, leaves little for the vultures but a dour scent and some tufts of hair The new revision is on to something now it can smell it, the crux of it oh man, oh wow But the bits and pieces arrayed in a flashy, bold new architecture suggest nothing much new, hint that another slaughter and rending is due The latest revision now bears no resemblance to its ancestors, has seemed to lose the thread of that something-or-other need be said Perhaps the current jumble is a total loss with nothing to salvage, a deposit of dross
Title track from John Gentry Tennyson’s Europa (2000), a jazzy piano romp with accompanying bass and drums. Positively packed with amazing little phrases.
So, karma's like a virus infecting innocent thoughts with promises, always of something hopeful and new. It's all just recycled confusion, perceived as appealing converting innocent thoughts into the machinery of delusion. Seeing things as empty of any reality whatsoever is lunacy, they will say whose views are hijacked by the ingenuity of display. Better to be crazy like a Buddha than just plain crazy, any day.
Jack of all Dharmas, a master of none
Tattoo of the Mani, hair up in a bun
Quick flash of insight seemed boundless in reach
He’s got it down pat now, he’s ready to teach
Buildings and reflections from a stroll downtown on a Sunday morning.
So I gave them enough rope like you said, and they tied me up with it. I bring this up, because if you'll recall our conversation you had said, and I quote... Yes, I'll hold.