opine

opinions
are like dog feces
you should have to scoop
and dispose of them properly
after they pop out

strong opinions
are like ungrateful children
sassing you and calling you an old drunk
and running away from home
setting the fires of all your troubles
and the cops come roust you out of bed
inquiring as to their whereabouts
and the radioactive fallout leaves
your life uninhabitable for
one hundred thousand years

no opinion
on the other hand
left well enough alone
happily ever after