Feline System Alert


Device low on cat hair
Please replenish residual deposits
On drum and all paper paths
Drum access door is open

Cat box need cleaning
Cat food bowl low on
Most expensive prescription kibble
Money can buy, please replenish

Cat maintenance scheduled event
Not detected – Cat unhappiness alert
Cat nap disturbance alert

Sanity alert – high levels
Of human dignity detected
Increase attention to cat needs
To maintain dignity levels
Below cat-required thresholds

Human in cat’s favorite chair detected
System critical alert
Human malfeasance near peak levels
Cat not petted in right spot
No purring detected


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