Rocket Science

Sorry, rocket science, but your reputation as the
ultimate intellectual challenge is based on the fact that
the maths used to have to be worked out manually by
savants with slide rules, something beyond the grasp
of ordinary citizens.

Now, rocket science is something that can be easily
worked out in a background thread on an iPhone
streaming YouTubes of Taylor Swift shaking it off.

Back in the day, though, you were indeed phat. The
key component in a shiny, barely imaginable future
full of space exploration, flying cars, medical
invincibility and world peace.

We thank you for your service, and honor you
in your retirement, as we introduce the latest
discipline to represent high achievement through
skill, power of reason, and perseverance:

K I N D N E S S

#KindnessIsTheNewRocketScience

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