Here’s a little protest ditty in honor of the Federal forces invading Portland, and the armed MAGAs who cheer them on. May you all be arrested, detained, and prosecuted to the full extent of the law, if there’s anything left of it when Barr & Co. complete their project. (The cadence is the same as a boot camp drill sergeant’s call-and-response song.)
Fascist boot-heels come on down
the dread antifa's in our town
Follow this psychotic clown
you can't tell up from fuckin' down
Fascist traitors you're in luck
folks down here is dumb as fuck
They clutch their guns and cry in fear
dressed up in their combat gear
They see Dumbo spouting lies
about the libtards they despise
And realize 'he thinks like me'
there is no shame in hatred, see
Just tell'em it's okay to hate
you bring your torch and don't be late
We'll burn a cross and knock some heads
come on down and join the Feds
The unmarked cops will cast a net
and disappear some bums, you bet
You'll know that it can happen here
when jackboot troopers club your ear
Forget your daddy fought a war
to stop them nazis ever more
Now the nazis run the place
you cheer them on in all disgrace
The framers they can't help us now
they weren't all-knowing anyhow
Quote us now some Thomas Paine
while it's all twirling down the drain
We'll fix it come election day
unless they figure out a way
To thwart the People's will, at last
and disappear the vote you cast
Fascist boot-heels come on down
the dread antifa's in our town
There is no time to fool around
you don't know up from fuckin' down
