We've begun work on a new dictionary. It is composed entirely of non-existing words defined by other non-existing words. It is a closed system, completely saturated with non-meaning. It is not a reference work, it is a container of ontological vacuity. It is not something that will actually exist. It is the idea of the rumor of a thought, an informational contagion. Its reference invades innocent words like a virus invades cells. It propagates through the air by word of mouth. It harnesses the power of vocabulary to insinuate non-meaning into the collective unconscious. Without a basis for existence, it establishes itself by implication. It is a harmless harm, seemingly naught, an echo of itself. The biggest threat to its conceit is that you will forget all about it. And tell no one.