Tag: limerick

Four Seasons Total Satisfaction

~ G. Paul Randall 
The election results are now clear
And loser, you're out on your ear
We wish you the best
Just kidding, we jest
Now choke on this summons, you hear?

I am embarrassed by my own ill will here, but damn I’m tired and I don’t feel well. What should be a joyful win for decency is soiled by the fact that we are still a country with 70 million MAGAs who are not going anywhere. Who will be the next fascist fuck these grousing lack-wits glom onto? He’ll be a smart one next time, none of this keystone cop coup d’etat bullshit. He’ll have a major political party behind him again too, just like his predecessor.

Am I wrong? Please tell me I am wrong.

Coup

~ G. Paul Randall 
With solid red states turning blue
They're throwing out votes by the slew
Sow confusion and doubt
To suppress the turnout
What elsewhere the folks call a coup

Picnic

~ G. Paul Randall

I admit that the place is not fancy
but why you object I just can’t see
yes, the kitchen’s a mess
but you’ll see, more or less
like a picnic, it’s rugged and antsy

Reformation

~ G. Paul Randall ~ 3 Comments

Martin Luther could hardly relax
’til the Church was informed of the facts
with his brow in a frown
he wrote them all down
but the dime store was fresh out of tacks

#TBT – originally written during my limerick phase back in the 1980s. One day, this will be 500 years old as well.